Nicholas Sparks Facts

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Andrew Shaffer — Mon, 16 May 2011 16:20:36 +0000

Nicholas Sparks movies are the reason John Boehner is always crying.

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:13:02 +0000

When Nicholas Sparks looks at a woman, her clothes fall off. Then she puts on a hospital gown and finds out she has six weeks to live. (via @Doubt_Crow)

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:12:42 +0000

"Nicholas Sparks" is a pseudonym. His real name, Harlan Piss-Sock, doesn't evoke images of romance and true love.

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:10:04 +0000

If all men were like Nicholas Sparks, women would have nothing to complain about ever again. (via @MicKayDs_36)

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:09:36 +0000

Your tears only make Nicholas Sparks stronger. (via @beatrizbf)

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:09:03 +0000

When Nicholas Sparks feels like changing up his style, he puts on nerd glasses and writes as Jonathan Franzen.

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:08:42 +0000

Contrary to what you might think, Noah never said to Allie: "I would love you even more if you turned into a pizza at 4:00am." (via @SparksNicholas)

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:08:12 +0000

Nicholas Sparks simply walked into Mordor. (via @allison_pang)

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:06:32 +0000

Nicholas Sparks fears only one man: his evil half-brother, Nicholas Sharks. (via @D_Stockley)

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Andrew Shaffer — Wed, 11 May 2011 18:10:12 +0000

Nicholas Sparks's dogs are trained to bring him a fork. That's actually not made up.