Sarah Palin's "Paul Revere's Ride"

Ben Greenman posted a hilarious revisionist tale of Paul Revere over at the New Yorker this week:

“Paul Revere’s Ride,” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow and Sarah Palin

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
He who warned and, uh, the arms,
And bells were rung out as alarms
To tell the British we were there,
And had our guns, and to beware.

He said to his friend, "Abe Lincoln, listen
I am riding out alone
On a super-secret mission.
You can’t get me by telephone
But if you don’t hear from me by ten
Send me a text and only when
I’m at the hotel I’ll hit you back.
This way the rebels can’t attack
And long will fly the Union Jack"....

Continue reading the poem at the New Yorker.