"Everyone Cuts" and the Darkest Children's Books Ever Written
Friday, June 10 By
Andrew Shaffer 
"Everyone Cuts" (EvilReads.com)

"Goodnight Spoon" (via HolyTaco.com)


"My First Rave" and "Run Away From Home" (via DamnFunnyPictures.com)
"The Very Hungover Caterpillar" (via HolyTaco.com)

"I Should Have Used Protection On Prom Night" (via Cracked.com)













Reader Comments (2)
These are so funny. I especially love the "My First Rave" cover. Awesome.
Evil - If you're going to completely change the title of a book (even in jest), you should remove the authors and the publishers name from it. I worked on Everyone Poops (first published in Japan, and later in the US iin 1992 by Kane/Miller) and we were and continue to be very proud of what we produced. It was and is a phenomenon.
Yeah, I see the humor, but let us not forget the reputation of the author and publisher that created the original work.